To Lie or Not to Lie

Saturday, August 27th, 2005 | Uncategorized

If you have a choice between telling a simple lie or the complicated truth…to a police officer or border patrol agent, go with the lie.

At least that’s what I learned tonight after being held for over an hour at the Mexican border outside of El Paso.

The reason? I told them I worked and spent most of my time in Seattle, but I have a Texas license and a permanent residence here in El Paso.

Nope, next time I’m unemployed and living in El Paso. Fucking migra.